this is....AWESOME

Past Beauties

I always look back and see women from past eras as not good looking. I mean they had to be good looking for their time but to me I just do not see it. But here I've tried gathering some pictures to help convince myself more than anybody that women in the past were hott, this is not just a current phenomenon.

Elizabeth Taylor back in the day

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vivien Leigh with the man himself, Clark Gable



Edie Sedgwick (with Andy Overatedhol)

Audrey Hepburn

 

 

 

 

 

Marilyn Monroe

Our first First Lady, Martha "Slampig" Washington

 

 

 

Another of Vivien Leigh due to her being my favorite Past Beauty

Listen in awe and you'll hear him

"Howling in shadows
Living in a lunar spell
He finds his heaven
Spewing from the mouth of hell"

Jesus Christ Allin

August 29, 1956 – June 28, 1993: That really is his name, but commonly refereed to as GG Allin since his younger brother couldn't pronounce Jesus when they were kids. His stage show was wild, GG would shit and piss on stage and on his audience and often eat his poop and roll around in it. He would mutilate his body while performing naked and would always try and beat the shit out of his adoring fans. The reason his name was Jesus Christ was because his dad was a religious freak and thought that "Jesus Christ Himself had visited him and told him that his newborn son would be a great and all powerful man in the vein of the Messiah." A quote that GG gave about his childhood really helps to shape the man we see in these videos, "Very chaotic. Full of chances and dangers. We sold drugs, stole, broke into houses, cars, etc. Did whatever we wanted to for the most part - including all the bands we played in. People even hated us back then." He performed throughout his life and got arrested over 50 times for his drugs and violent nature. His death is really the greatest part of GG, he OD'd on heroin in NYC at the age of 36. But while he lay there dead, party goers at the apartment where he lay perished in posed with his corpse not knowing he was dead until the next morning when he did not move at all from the night before. AND THEN at his funeral, his "discolored corpse was dressed in his black leather jacket and trademark jock strap. He had a bottle of Jim Beam beside him in his casket, per his wishes". Also he stated he did not want his corpse to be cleaned so it strongly smelled of feces but that didn't stop the funeral goers from starting a wild party at the graveyard and taking pictures with their dead friend. This guy was the man, watch these videos and see how cool he is, I'll be posting some of his music shortly.

I wanna be sedated

"A child demonstrates the PediSedate, which gently sedates youngsters by administering anaesthetic nitrous oxide gas through a headset as they play computer games on handheld consoles " This is scary to me...Very scary.

101 Cool Game Facts

I picked out some that apply to me so hopefully the millions of viewers that this site has will enjoy them.

"Ever wondered what happens to Leon's cool leather jacket in Resident Evil 4? It inexplicably disappears after the scene in the village. Well, on the PS2 version, go through Ada's side-quest and one of the Ganado villagers will be wearing it.

Matt Damon refused to appear in the recent Bourne Conspiracy game because he thought it was too violent. Not fussed by the violence in the films then, eh, Matt?

In the early stages of its development, Half-Life 2 featured a friendly alien that would follow Gordon Freeman around, feasting on the bodies of his fallen enemies. It was taken out when Valve discovered that the AI would be too difficult to convincingly program.

In 1986, Nintendo released a special Disk System peripheral for the NES in Japan. Among its features was a microphone in the controller, which certain games used, including an updated version of the original Zelda. You could only destroy a certain enemy by shouting into the mic.

The damsel-in-distress that Mario rescues in the original Donkey Kong is called Pauline. In the Japanese version she was known simply as 'Lady'.

The Original Devil May Cry was originally intended to be the next chapter in the Resident Evil series. The gun juggle move was a glitch, but became part of Dante's move set.

Sixty percent of all Americans age six and older, or about 145 million people, play computer and video games. The average age of a gamer is 28 years old.

The Nintendo GameCube's proprietary disc can hold 1.5 gigabytes of data - 190 times more than what an N64 game cartridge can hold.

It's only humanly possible to press a button on a controller 16 times per second. This record was set by Toshuyuki Takahashi, a Japanese gamer.

Super Mario World for the SNES took 29,000 hours to program. Luckily, it went on to sell 17 million copies and was the best-selling game of its generation.

There’s a difference between the Japanese and US versions of Resident Evil 4. It occurs whenever Leon is killed by Mr Chainsaw. In the US version, his head is chopped off by the ‘saw. However, in the Japanese version, it cuts off part of Leon's face, exposing half of the front of Leon's skull and a single eyeball."

Louis CK

too true, too true. basically my life and hopefully yours

Alcohol Map

At the Red House!

1:04 - "This mattress is perfect for a white person........or a black person."


1:18 - "And Hispanic people too"
"And all people."

Drunk Sedgwick Clip

The aforementioned fart (clip), although it doesn't show the funny dancing because they zoomed closer in on her to avoid it. You can see one hooligan run into the shot and express himself in the opening seconds though.

shit did anyone see those two kids dancing behind Kyra Sedgwick while she was being interviewed at the Lakers game tonight?(Tuesday). I'll be searching youtube in the morn for it. It was the interview where she kinda seemed drunk, and knew absolutely NOTHING about the current game or basketball in general, and where her husband, Kevin Bacon dresses really unoriginal?

Randy Moss on Financial Expenditures

Nice Name

Get me some of this

I must find a way to inhale this stuff constantly, so I can always be speaking like a demon.

Surfing a Mega Wave

FUCK!

Don't know what is more funny, the picture or the website

You say Soulja Boy-I say Judas Priest
You say Miley Cyrus-I say Megadeth
You say T-Pain-I say Kiss
You say Flowers-I say Metallica
You say Pink-I say Iron Maiden
You say Hip Hop-i say shut the fuck up
You say Pop-I scream Heavy Metal!!
You say hanah montana-i hit you in the face
92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy and paste this message to another 5 videos.
DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!!! copy & paste

Found this on the music video to Iron Maiden's 2 Minutes to Midnight...

This picture is very symbolic, see America is the eagle, and uh, the seagull is the rest of the world

I think I want to see this movie

Ugliest Sports Player

Bill Simmons mentioned who he though the ugliest sports player of all time was, and out of obvious curiosity I had to confirm, and well here is he, Don Mossi.









Guy is hideous.

Obama is No Man of the People

How could he?

Another great pic of the conservative christian bitch that is Miss Cali

some geeks that attend the same college as I do made this movie for some festival and won Boston, NYC and now they're going to LA. Check it out.

Phelps and Miss California

Michael Phelps and that Miss America contestant that was against gay marriage. cool.

Ron Artest Plays Rough

Watch the first 25 seconds of this clip, Ron describes the basketball he's used to playing. No wonder he thinks the NBA is pretty tame.

IS DATING

WHAT THE FUCKKK

R.I.P. Dom Deluise

R.I.P. (Rest In Party) Dom Deluis, who has passed on to the land of ghosts.

"I'll take Dom Deluis for the block, Tom" - Hollywood Squares contestant

I think I'm a pretty fashionable guy so here's a preview of whats gonna be hott this summer:

Lebron James is quite the politician

A lot of rumors swirl around Lebron and whether or not he will stay with Cleveland after his current contract runs up in 2010. He wants to go to New York, and its inevitable he will, but can't admit it to the public, or he faces the loss of respect and loyalty from his fans and teammates. Look at how he dodges the question here at his acceptance speech for his MVP award. Note the dramatic, slowly zooming in close up cut at 54 seconds and how he can barely contain his grin after his nailing the answer to thunderous applause at the end.

watch this cat play a keyboard, the cat needs sun glasses

Saturday Morning Watchmen

Rorschachs friends to the animals!

Yao Ming Clips!!!!

Listen close to Yao at the end of this upcoming clip, it sounds like he may say "fuck you man" to Kobe. that would be cool.

Dark Knight PSA: Sexual Harrasment

Luke and Harrison