Matthias Buchinger

I stumbled across this wiki entry and I really think this guy might be the most underrated man in the history of history. There isn't a lot on his wiki but let's take a look at his life, shall we?

His offical job titles are an obvious combo, illustrator and magician. He was born in Germany in the year 1674 and died in 1740, he lived so long for the time period and especially his unique circumstances. He was born without hands, feet or thighs and somehow managed to have 4 wives and bang out 14+ children. Wiki says that "in addition to conjuring, Buchinger enjoyed a great reputation as an engraver and an artist." I really did not know that conjuring was a profitable enterprise during those times but Matthias rocked it hard. It is said that his hands were "finlike" but he still made some pretty sick engravings, on his self portrait if you look close (AT THE PICTURE) it shows how the hairs on his head are actually biblical psalms. Now, his real profession was being a magician and he did such great feats as making birds appear out of thin air and was a master of cards and also my favorite pastime, archery. He also created a bunch of instruments and was the only person to play them. This guy was fucking cool.

NORTHERN LIGHTS FROM SPACE

Alaskans and Rape

Todd Palin (the famous snowmobile racer) has come out and thrown this zinger at David Letterman over Letterman's comments on Elliott Spitzer having sex with Sarah Palin's daughter (hehe).

“Any ‘jokes’ about raping my 14-year-old are despicable. Alaskans know it and I believe the rest of the world knows it, too.”

- Todd Palin

Hmm, well Todd, lets see just how much Alaska stands up to rape.



Really though, has Sarah Palin fallen this far? An obvious and oft told joke about her daughter's promiscuity gets turned into a "vote for me for sympathy!" for that fucking babe Sarah. If she somehow makes her way into some higher position of power at any point in her lifetime, then I will forever lack faith in the American vote (that is unless she has sex with me first).

Part One of Shaq's Terrific Tweets

Ok I am a loser and I have a twitter account and my favorite person to follow is definitely Shaquille O'Neal . Shaq might be insane, drunk and high or all of the above but holy moly this guy's "tweets" are phenomenal. I'm not the only person who loves these tweets, he has 1,260,191 followers, but I wanna share some of my favorites with you the wonderful viewers of this fine blog.

http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ

THE_REAL_SHAQ: Kobe has been thru to much to let anything phase him, hell of a game Shaq aka Bryant mumble

THE_REAL_SHAQ: http://twitpic.com/6naml This is what van gundy and dwight howards baby would look like

THE_REAL_SHAQ: Geeeeeeez , this is so freaking exciting, who think gonna win baby, holla back dude, that's my white guy talk lol narly dude lol

THE_REAL_SHAQ: Its the fish that saved pittsburgh Dats a old movie in case u didn't kno, anyway its overtime baby, who u wit - I looked up The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh and it starred some amazing athletes. Julius "Dr. J" Erving is the main character and is supported by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Stockard Channing and a guy named James Bond III.

THE_REAL_SHAQ: Uuh ooo Sphagetti. Owes

THE_REAL_SHAQ: The winner of game four has won the series the last 9 out of eleven times, tim duncan just called me and told me that

THE_REAL_SHAQ: If others can smell you, u gotta be able to smell yourself Pfffffffffffff I farted Aggggh Can u smell dat Lol

THE_REAL_SHAQ: http://twitpic.com/7fchk Let's go baby, who you wit , it aint over til this lady sings, Hi yoOooou doin, lmao

THE_REAL_SHAQ: Congrats in spanish pau gasol, muchas gracias pappacito

THE_REAL_SHAQ: If you can't laugh at yourself, check your sense of humor levels. Have fun, laugh, dnt be so serious Shaq oneal

George Costanza

Alot's Changed

Brett Michaels

Just Say No

Here's a nice PSA done by the Lakers in the 80's. So many notable things in this video but my favorite line is by the current coach of the New Orlean Hornets, Byron Scott..."I'm Byron Scott with the jump shot, I like the idea of bein' on top". But watch Magic rap and groove, only a man with HIV could really do that. Pat Riley, what. the. fuck. were you thinking and man you best work on that stuttering problem even with your fine ball handling skills.


"JUST SAY NO, JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS, JUST SAY YES, JUST SAY YES TO LIFE!!!"

More GG

There was an earlier post about GG Allin but now I've uploaded an album by GG and his band the Jabbers. This is great music, before I had only heard his later works and this really is way better than anything he's done (country albums are the only worth debating). It was first introduced to me by some friends who were sitting in a hot tub drinking Red Dog, so you know it’s great. This is the first album made by GG and it’s before his voice started to deteriorate due to the entirety of the crazy drugs he was on. Recorded in the late 70's, this collection of individual songs was released in 1980. It is really awesome stuff, listen to it. The cover is of course a picture of GG, but I’m pretty sure this picture was taken after 1980.



Always Was, Is And Always Shall Be
1. "Bored to Death"
2. "Beat, Beat, Beat"
3. "One Man Army"
4. "Assface"
5. "Pussy Summit Meeting"
6. "Cheri Love Affair"
7. "Automatic"
8. "I Need Adventure"
9. "Don't Talk to Me"
10. "Unpredictable"
11. "1980s Rock roll"

"Everything you do is the same, SAME, SAME!/Over and over it's like a game, GAME, GAME!/Think you're Miss High Society, WOWEE!/Fuckin' all the rockstars that you meet, FUCK ME!"

DL

I'm sick of television

Ok, why do you think this lovely family is so happy in this picture?

Mom beat that nasty bout of swine flu?
Dad found another job after being laid off?
Fido's having puppies??

Nope you're all wrong, this family just got a converter box so that they can continue watching TV!!!! But sadly, many will no longer be able to watch their prized television sets because of the digital switcharoo. Jesus H. Christ people it's just TV and there's a simple solution to your life ending predicament to boot! If this family would buy a $44.44 converter box their worries would go away and they could continue watching Rosanne. But wait, there's more! The government is giving away coupons to take $40.00 off the asking price of the converter, not even the esteemed Billy Mays could do that. Rabbit ears and hugging your family members is a thing of the past, get with the times. Speaking of times, this story came right out of the New York Times and apparently "10 percent of the 114 million households that have television sets are either completely or partly unprepared." What's partly unprepared? Like owning the box and being too lazy or dumb to set it up? Man I feel for the people who aren't prepared slash don't have 4 buckaroos to spare. Waking up one morning and seeing that there's nothing on TV. Oh wait, that's me every morning on my perfect comcast setup with 800 channels. Go read a book you loons.

Star Wars MMO...

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Judging the game at first glance which I tend to do with everything, it looks like the best thing of all time in any category. It's also a Massively Multiplayer Online game....time to bring my gaming mouse out of retirement. The game, entitled The Old Republic, takes place 3,500 years before Vader rises to power. The game is slated to come out in the galactic future and will undoubtedly not be as good as WoW. C'mon Blizzard let's see you release World of Starcraft or Many Worlds of Starcraft or Galaxy of Starcraft. In all seriousness I love Star Wars and am really looking forward to this game, looks like it has some great potential.

Title Fight

I love animals, I really do but wow would I love to see a fight club emerge between the different species. I saw that one about computer graphic Dino's duking it out but I need real life, this shit is too cool. Sparing lives is a must, I wonder if we can teach animals about TKO's and really get them to understand their sport and be proud of it. Imagine all the great possibilities and match ups out there. ESPN Classic would air the Grizzly Bear Sumatran Tiger episode daily I guarantee.

And Yes I hate Michael Vick.